So I subscribe to this RSS feed that sends me a bizarre -but true!- news headline every day. This is what I just read:
Police say that officers searching for a man wanted on methamphetamine charges found him hiding neck-deep in a liquid manure pit at a northeastern Indiana farm.
Moral of the story: don't do drugs. You'll end up chest-deep in poop.
Chest-deep in poop AND in Indiana. I'm feeling a tinge of shame regarding my heritage right about now...
ReplyDeleteps-I had no idea you had a blog. I feel like my life is fulfilled now :)