Today I was in a Christian bookstore. My eyes fell on the cover of a book which informed me that, contrary to anything I may have assumed about Christianity, this was MY time. The smiling man on the cover promised that by reading the book, I would learn to find joy in MY life and achieve MY dreams. It turns out that the God of the universe DOES revolve around me after all!
Thank you, Joel Osteen, for clearing up this common misconception. I'm sure the spiritual lives of Christians everywhere will be bettered because of your tireless efforts to make us feel good about ourselves.
ajr